jersey pull

A really filthy hand job.

Its not the one you want, but it's usually the one you get.

"Dude, i was with this chick last night, and i was trying to get a Mexican Handshake, but she game me a jersey pull.. can you believe that?!

by Brodie L January 30, 2008

The Jersey Shake

The practice, primarily by men from NJ, of looking away as they shake your hand. Sometimes it's to see if there's someone more important in the room as they enter, other times it's a subtle reminder that they're glad you had a chance to meet them.

I just met your friend Joey, does he have a lazy eye? He seemed to be looking at something else while he was shaking my hand or did I get The Jersey Shake?

by C Ezra III November 8, 2012

New Jersey duffelbag

A very large, gaping, and over-used vagina.

"So Les, did you ever poke that Shirley chick?"

"Of course I did... Me and the whole football, basketball, hockey, baseball, and soccer team. That girl's got quite the new jersey duffelbag!"

by John Curtis January 5, 2009

Jersey Girls

The Jersey Girl mystique is hard to put into words. One would never say earthy-that's way too California. Gritty gets closer when you understand that a true Jersey Girl sleeps just fine with sand in the bed, but the definition still falls shorter than a pair of faded cutoffs. Jersey Girls go to the beach, or "down the Shore" They're not formal. "Casual attire" means shoes and bras optional. We have perfected the lost art of tanning, and know how to drive a traffic circle with attitude. We know good corn and tomatoes when we taste them, and we're never afraid to dance.

"Nothin' matters in this whole wide world when you're in love with a Jersey Girl."

by youknowit April 28, 2005

the jersey shore

A handful of moronic dopes with IQ's of Dung Beetle's that are making millions of dollars for acting like retards.

Did you watch the Jersey Shore last night? They are so friggin dumb.

by kidlou January 2, 2011

It's a Jersey thing

It's a Jersey thing.
Really has no meaning.

When you live in Jersey then you say it's a Jersey thing. Also shows in South Park.

Kickinwang: Yo Mondongo why do you have so much gel on your hair.

Mondongo: It's a Jersey thing.

Kickinwang: WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!

by Mondongo August 6, 2011

Jersey Clam Bake

When oral sex is being performed and the man is about to ejacualte on his partners face he suddenly places his testicles on the nose of his partner and flatulates directly into the mouth.

Jersey Clam Bake

by dcw001 September 9, 2010