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Belly Jelly

When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach, whereas the "jelly" is a metaphor for the man's ejaculate.
I didn't want to wear a condom, and the girl I was banging wasn't on the pill, so I pulled out and gave her some "Belly Jelly."
by DoomDeath August 4, 2009
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jelly wrestling

A sport similar to Graeco-Roman wrestling, played by two females in bikinis, in a shallow pool filled with jelly to a depth of about 30 cm. The aim is to win by pinfall, ie. holding down the opponent for three seconds. There are no rounds. After 10 minutes, or other predetermined period of contest time, there are no winners the result is declared a draw.

The result is that during the wrestling the bikinis slide about and often decomes detached from the wrestlers. The contest often degenerates into a playful romp, and the opportunity to view some nudity attract a large number of male and lesbian spectators.
My wife lost her bikinis at the jelly wrestling contest.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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jelly john

A clever turn on a classic prank. The original prank calls for putting plastic wrap over a toliet bowl so when someone goes to pee, it splashes back. The jelly john, furthers this, instead of using plastic wrap, you fill the toliet bowl with a layer of clear gelatin thus making the prank harder to detect an much harder to deal with.

It can be used as either a noun, or a verb.
Lester was pissed off at his room mate, so he gave him the ol' jelly john.

Pete's jeans were all wet around the knees because someone jelly johned his toliet.
by cool4dude November 8, 2005
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Super jelly

Term to describe a state of extreme envy.
Dude, I'm super jelly of how cool you are.
by Butt chowder September 12, 2010
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Moose Jelly

The liquid left behind after a fart that covers the outer linings of the butt/ass hole.
Golly jewilikers Birtha, my ass itches. Must be the moose jelly left over after that burrito fart I just flopped out.
by Big Daddy V. May 13, 2013
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Jelly On Springs

The once was a curate at Kings
Whose mind was on heavenly things,
But his heart was on fire
For a boy in the choir
Whose ass was like jelly on springs.
by John Tzetzes May 8, 2011
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jerk jelly

Lube for jacking off
i.e. Hand lotion, Vaseline, etc.
Brady was home alone so he lathered up with jerk jelly.
by Thor's hamm3r June 24, 2016
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