Java

A Programming Language that is so heavy-weighted that most normies hate it but it indeed is a good language.

"Do you know java?"
"Java what?"
"Java this programming language"

by thazeintayout July 3, 2023

java

"Java" is a slang term for "coffee" named after an Indonesian island where coffee beans grow well. Hence, there's even the slang term "java junkie" meaning "coffee addict".

I can't start my day without a cup of java; it's the only thing that gets me out of bed and ready to face the world.

by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025

Java

Not just a programming language, this is a synonym of a beautiful girl with a great booty.

OMG! Look at that java over there!

by Aardappelpuree January 16, 2020

java

the ship name for ava (@avaheartsjs) and jacob (@jacobsartorius) . they are the cutest ship & couple ever . everyone stans them!!!

‘java is the cutest ship ever!’
‘i love java!’

by avaheartsjs December 28, 2018

Fin / Java

An akutagawa obsessed emo fag that needs grammarly in his life DESPERATELY. But he’s also nice so he gets a pass <3

Fin / Java is and akutagawa obsessed EMO fag that needs grammarly. But he’s nice to me so I’ll pass him.

by lovevixii July 30, 2021

Java island

Named after the slang term for "coffee", Java island is an Indonesian island where the inhabitants are addicted to coffee.

After visiting Java Island, I realized the locals aren’t just coffee lovers; they’re practically coffee connoisseurs, brewing up magic in every cup!

by Emotional Cruiser August 30, 2025

Java

One of the most popular coding languages in the world, being used in conjunction with HTML for websites, and is used for many other things. Also one of the weirdest coding languages, being somewhat esoteric at times, and infamous for sometimes being completely nonsensical.

Wait, that's Javascript

Which is the lesser of two evils, Java or Javascript?

by Earl is a fun name December 2, 2023