Jacob

Super dooper phat and sometimes fat

bro you be Jacob

by Shismis October 17, 2017

Jacob

Jacob is gay af. He likes bbc's and big balls. He also have a very small dick, and he likes children.

"Look theres a guy with a small dick chasing those little kids!"
"Oh you mean Jacob"

by Bimmefar February 21, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a very fun, loving and VERY very gay guy, he really loves bum and really loves to kiss boys, he deffo be clapping men’s cheeks on a daily

Person: Jacob clapped mad cheeks last night yo

by Pheonixdon December 25, 2019

Jacob

A fat fuck that sits on his ass all day and then he eat koolaid pickles

"Oh shit its Jacob earthquake"

by Van213 June 20, 2019

Jacob

Usually a d-d-d-d-d-douchebag

"Did you hear about Jacob?"

"Yeah he's a douchebag."

by Cornonlyspeakingthetruthagain July 10, 2017

Jacob

Anyone named Jacob is probably going to manipulate you, make you feel like shit, get mad at everything you do, not let you hang out with your friends and be overal controlling. Guys named Jacob are known to cheat with whores. Don’t talk to boys named Jacob

Girl 1: are you ok?
Girl 2: no
Girl 1: why not?
Girl 2: that asshole Jacob

by _swarley_ May 29, 2018

Jacob

A vile, lecherous pervert. The only reason he doesn't jerk off in public is because his gut doesn't let him reach easily. Almost certainly has sick sexual fantasies about every single woman he sees (and probably a few of the men, too). Limit communication as much as possible. If you recieve anything from him, burn it as soon as possible to prevent contamination of your personal belongings.

Jacob: I dreamed about you last night, Casie...
Casie: Fuck off, Jacob.

by WEEBTRON April 5, 2017