Conference Room Circle Jerk

A conference room circle jerk is when many management consultants gather to express their intelligence (see clown posse) while not getting anything done. Although many individuals who engage in this behavior come from a fraternity background, a conference room circle jerk has the opposite rules of "soggy biscuit" in that the goal is not to climax early, but rather to hold back your "pearls of wisdom" until the end of the designated meeting end time. This makes you appear to be the smartest person in the room. The loser or the consumer of the "soggy biscuit" is the individual who is in the room not paying attention while attempting to complete actual work. This person is assigned any (usually asinine) action items from the meeting.

Paul: Wow, what a conference room circle jerk! We literally spent three hours of my life that I will never get back.

Ed: That sounds terrible. Who ate the soggy biscuit?

Paul: Unfortunately Eric, he was dealing with a client issue while trying to keep his sanity during the clown show.

by B-MAG November 3, 2013

Polar Bear Jerk Circ

Imagine your in the snow with your guys in a jerk circ and you all cum and it freezes mid air

Yo dude it’s so cold we could do a polar bear jerk circ

by Dr polar bear jerk circ March 4, 2019

circle jerk

1. A term often used to refer to when a group of people attempt to debate a topic, but it is taken over by people who all agree with eachother trying to boost their egos.

2. When a group of men jerk eachother off.

This thread has become a useless circle jerk. GG.

by SilverishGoldNova January 25, 2018

Jerish

The ultimate Universal Language.

Only spoken among the "Wise and Not-slow ones"

The non-Jerish can never learn how to speak Jerish, since it was gifted from birth.

YOU DON'T SPEAK JERISH, YOU TURD.

by LACinee September 24, 2010

jerkass

One who displays the characteristics of both a jerk and an ass at the same time.

That jerkass just cut me off.

by JohnnyMize April 10, 2003

work jerk

To jerk off at work.

I was at work the other day, boored to death, so I thought to myself, why don't I go some place private for a work jerk?

by andreasN October 6, 2007

jerkass

A highly rude or insensitive person.

Outta my way, jerkass!

by Tyler Pence February 14, 2003