Danger Junkie

Someone who feels an intense desire for thrills and spills to offset unpleasant memories, usually from childhood.

-- “Man, bust Damien. Skydiving all the time, bungee hopping off tall buildings and shit. I remember back in the day when he was just a tackle dummy, always getting picked last in gym, always getting cut from the track team.”

-- “Yeah and look at the results. A danger junkie for real. Poor fool be trying to outrun the shit torturing his mind.

by Sophie Abrahams June 1, 2011

Junk Mullet

A man that has a well-trimmed shaft bush, but he doesn't trim the back of his balls or his taint.

I was going to go down on him until I pulled his sack back and saw his junk mullet.

by Rhino Droppings June 9, 2011

Drama Junkie

One who enjoys drama to the point that they are addicted and usually starts problems because they have nothing better to do with their time.

"She made out with her boyfriend's bestie? What a drama junkie."

by Miss Jackie Smith August 9, 2009

front junk

the percussion contraption worn on the front of the body by blue grass or classic jazz washboard players, esp when the washboard is adorned in haphazard way with wood blocks, scrap metal, bells, etc.

I think Lem's brought his front junk, if you guys need some rhythm for your set tonight.

by Erwin G December 13, 2010

junk food music

Music that does no real good for anyone - but you sure can enjoy it. This music is pop's current top 40 - or anything by Rick Astley.

I've been listening to way too much junk food music lately: Womanizer, Single Ladies, So What, Disturbia, Toxic, I'm Too Sexy - the list goes on...

by CrazyKate December 23, 2008

gym junkie

Somebody that seems to be obsessed, addicted or mentally dependable, or just really enjoys always being and working at the gym. They are usually quite built and packed full of supplements and protein shakes.
Gym Junkies generally fall into a very depressive state if they do not get their daily dose of gym workout.

Person 1: Gym Junkies are faggots they have no life
Gym Junkie: You die now
Person 1: What do you mea - *CRACK*
*Person 1 sails 200 miles into the air with a large dent in his face. He hits the ground and dies from head trauma*

by DJP92 April 16, 2008

Junkie Stunt

When a person who is so desperate that they will do whatever whether it is stealing, lying, cheating,or trick you by whatever means necessary in order to get what they need to fuel their addiction.

Steal a winning Lotti ticket and replace it with a loser is a junkie stunt.

by shrnan73 March 13, 2015