Jacob

A annoying guy with a disgusting nose and face

Ahh run for your live!!! It's a Jacob!!!

by A rando dude March 28, 2016

Jacob

A mean person who likes girls so much to the point of over using them.

“Jacob “ used another girl.

by Whynotmakeanotherone November 7, 2017

Jacob

A man boy who'll let you borrow his windbreaker for two days if you suck his pickle. He's got a cute dog, and a smol pickle. He's a scary boy sometimes, and acts like Harry Potter when he's high.

Example 1: Your dickle pickle is skinny Jacob. But you a thicc bootay.

by Windbreakers May 1, 2018

jacob

a big brother and always there for you

thank you jacob

by daddy jasd February 21, 2018

Jacob

The most obnoxious mf to ever walk the earth. He thinks that everyone is madly in love with him. Anything that comes out of his grimy, musty ass mouth is certified dog shit and probably the most annoying thing you ever hear. This man has no hygiene whatsoever, and probably doesn't wash his ass.

"You see Jacob over there?"

"Oh, that fucking douche? Yeah, I see him."

by Ed Shitrat April 7, 2022

Such a jacob

When you blame everything on someone else

Example don't be such a Jacob on him

by Gamer fun June 28, 2020

Jacobbed

"jacobed" definition(s) (verb) 1. Leave completely unexpectedly with out telling anyone your reason and or destination.

2. Completely unexpectedly spring a plan

Example 1 (Person 1: "where did person 2 go, he was with us five minutes a ago?" Person 3: "Must have Jacobbed us")

Example2: Person 1: "Hey wanna go to the movies tonight?" Person 2 "It's 8pm on a sunday..." Person 1: so?

by 112152523647472626384959573634 June 1, 2011