Hi Ivan

Hi Ivan

Hi Ivan

by Hi Ivan June 1, 2021

Ivan

The best friend you'll ever have. Likes to box a lot but is a pacifist. Really tall and has pretty big muscles. He'll stick by you through everything and always have your back.

Guy 1: Wow that dude i just talked to seemed like the best person to be friends with ever.
Guy 2: He must be an Ivan.

by jetpackguy185 November 22, 2018

Ivan Dunno

A person whom no one seems to know the name of.

See also: Ingrid Dunno

Person 1: Who's the new guy?
Person 2: No one knows, man. He's a total Ivan Dunno

by Blurry October 28, 2006

Ivan-a-tronic

Rare form of Robot. Has an eerie resemblance to that of a real person. often swooned over by men and women alike. He is often seen recharging his batteries at the mall.

"i caught a glimpse of Ivan-a-tronic!"

by Enrgypulse November 14, 2006

iHangover

The week-long period after buying an iPhone/iPad it takes to recover from sticker shock before actually enjoying your new purchase. Also, the week it takes to get used to using the touch screen. Usually, the length an iHangover lasts is inversely proportional to age.

Bill just upgraded to the Verizon iPhone, but the iHangover is preventing him from enjoying it.

by Deezymang March 18, 2011

ivandana

ivandana is a combination of beauty and brains. she is a powerlady with a sense of humor. Dont mess with her hart, otherwise she Will break yours. You can trust her, but also envy her. She is just being herself.

trust pretty powerlady ivandana

by Handsomewoman January 28, 2014

Ivan luna

Someone incapable of cooking quesadilla's

Wow the chef here is an Ivan luna

by Dragonpug1 May 29, 2018