The act of decolonising a land by its indigenous people, changing back the place names to their original language, bringing back the ancient language and customs of that indigenous people and building a thriving society with equal rights for all citizens.
We're indigenous to this land, how do we get autonomy over it again? Let's look at how the Jews did it and get Israeled.
by Jaspa95 June 4, 2024
Get the Israeled mug.A fake state built on lies and run by atheists who use the guise of Jewish faith to get away with whatever they want, including colonization, mass killing, use of white phosphorus (an internationally outlawed substance), etc
“Much similar to the Catholic sovereigns of Europe’s Middle Ages and Early Modern era, the Israel government seems to use religion as a mask of sorts to do whatever they please with no consequences.” - a historian
by the_real_me December 25, 2023
Get the Israel mug.The 2023 Israel–Hamas war or Gaza war if you're a nerd is the war where your side is good and the other side is an evil virus of Satan led by Hitler. Those warcrimes your side committed? Didn't happen. Your side did nothing wrong. It's those "other" people that kill civilians. Remember, all conflicts are entirely black and white and there's only two sides those two sides being good and evil. You have the most dibs over Palestine. Their religion is sillier. The very political party you once blindly followed has turned away from you as it marches in the streets with the flag of your hated enemy as the political horseshoe of extremism goes full circle. 30,000 dead in 4.5 months. Healthcare collapse, famine, complete unwillingness to negotiate by either side. It's not going to end. At least we can all agree on one thing, it was all the god damn British.
by I didn't think too hard February 20, 2024
Get the 2023 Israel–Hamas war mug.Taking something that belongs to someone else.
This is the most common definition. It refers to claiming ownership of something that isn't yours, often through force or manipulation.
This is the most common definition. It refers to claiming ownership of something that isn't yours, often through force or manipulation.
After the group project, everyone else did most of the work, but John ended up taking all the credit and basically Israeled the whole grade.
by SlangCity April 7, 2024
Get the Israeled mug.I was just walking down the street and out of no where he punched me in the face; I hit him back a few times, and then police appeared and he got them to charge me with assault. I was Israeled.
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Get the Israeled mug.by Smae67 September 2, 2025
Get the The one piece Israel mug.The homeland of the Jewish people with Jerusalem as their capital. The Jewish people settled in what was known as Canaan over 3000 years ago. After being forced out by foreign armies, Jews were forced to live a nomadic life praying three times a day to be able to settle back in Jerusalem. After 2000 years of wandering and persecution they finally made it back to their homeland. Today it is the only country in the Middle East where Jews, Muslims and Christian’s are free to practice their religion without fear of being persecuted. It is also the only country to give full rights to women.
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