Invisible Billy’s Dick

Invisible Billy from asdfmovie’s penis

Kid 1: Pretends to suck on an invisible dick
Kid 2: *laughs* suckin on dat invisible dick
Kid 3: It’s Invisible Billy’s Dick
Kid 2: *laughs even harder*

by weeby mcweeberton April 10, 2022

Invisible

My da- AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!!
Or a feeling that no one cares about you

A: man i feel so invisible
B:...

by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 18, 2023

de-invisibleized

to return from a state of invisibility.

when the guy removed his predator armor he de-invisibleized himself

by usaflax26 July 29, 2011

invisibee

People who often stay invisible to IM friends.

Dude1: Dude! Your ex was definitely online last night. Where the hell were you?
Dude2: I know! I got so nervous I decided to play invisibee for a night.

by radj October 16, 2008

invisibliss

The state of comfort one enjoys while being "invisible" in a chat program, such as gmail chat. Being invisible allows you to pick and choose who you send an im, instead of being peppered by people you don't really want to talk to.

-"Hey man, hit me up on chat if you're invisibliss."

-"Dude, i can't get any work done... my girlfriend won't stop chatting with me on im... it's non-stop!

Dude you gotta go invisibliss."

by DJ Murronious December 7, 2009

invisible condom

This term is in fact used to describe a non-existant condom. It is meant to insult really dumb-ass girls who would believe that a guy actually has created this invisible condom which will prevent her from becoming the slut who got preggo (pregnant) in high school. ATTENTION: the invisible condom does not exist and can not stop the load!

"Stacy I'm pregnant?"
"How Shaneequa?"
"I don't know... Mitch put on his invisible condom"

THE END

by See Why Dub November 21, 2006

invisible car

phrase one uses when trying to sound cool when you're actually just too poor to even afford a piece of shit car like yours

First guy: Wow, this is a piece of shit
Second guy: Yeah well where's your car
First guy: It's an invisible car. Yeah, I'm just that rad.
Second guy: Dude, did you ride a fucking bike here?

by Squidly09 June 9, 2008