Infinatious

A person who's beauty and perfection has no limits. Inspired by the beauty and perfection of Allison Ashburn.

Brandon: Baby you're infinatious
Allison: You're so sweet, lets get married.

by bkb0n3r June 19, 2012

infinite base

A psychedelic experience that will rip apart the fabric of space and time through intense sexual interactions. You and your partner(s) will go through time itself, teleporting, fucking, and feeling all known and undiscovered forms of pleasurable experiences simultaneously. It is the only known way to time travel. During Infinite Base, it is common to morph into your spirit animal. Works with up to 4 people. No more. It is wise to use a condom as the risk of pregnancy is guaranteed.

"Bro, guess what base I went to with Stephanie and her friends last night."

"What base?"

"Infinite Base."

"Is that even legal? Did you put back my dad's ladder at least?"

by Wmadbdog January 9, 2017

vagina infinita

The motif recurring in folklore (legends, jokes) of an overly large (even grotesquely vast) vagina--in which objects become lost, into which entire persons tumble, etc. Clearly a projection of masculine fears of sexual inadequacy, the image epitomizes the concept of the voracious and insatiable sexual appetite attributed to some (or all) women. The term was coined (in English, at least) by the folklorist Elissa R. Henken; see Henken and Mariamne Whatley, Did You Hear about the Girl Who--?: Contemporary Legends, Folklore, and Human Sexuality (NY: New York UP, 2000) 121.

Joke (based on the motif of the vagina infinita): A woman is being degitally pleasured. "Oh, your ring hurt me!" "That's not my ring, it's my watch." Legend/rumor (exemplifying the motif of the vagina infinita): A woman loses a tampon (or a hotdog) inside herself.

by CCDGa December 2, 2009

Pizzazium Infinionite

Pizzazium Infinionite is the chemical element with atomic number 104 and atomic weight of 261. It is represented by the symbol PzI.

You've heard of hydrogen. You may know boron. But of all the elements on the periodic table, none is more fascinating and less abundant than Pizzazium Infinionite. Pizzazium Infinionite was first discovered by fortune hunters fifty years ago in the year 1894. No one is really sure what it does, but look to the future for hover vehicles powered by Pizzazium Infinionite, in the world of tomorrow!

"Oh, great. Now I have to scour this whole place and find the Pizzazzium and probably have to wrench it out of the hands of some random shopper." - Dr. Doofenshmirtz

"What luck! Pizzazium Infinionite! That science prize is as good as mine!" - Baljeet

by Sarctoth January 5, 2022

law of infinite dumbasses

This refers to a work situation. This law states that if you fire the dumbass at work, either his replacement will be a dumbass, or another coworker will take on the role of the company dumbass. Thus, you can never have a dumbass-free work place.

Well, we canned Jim for screwing up all the time, and now Bill does nothing but fuck up. The law of infinite dumbasses never fails.

OR

Why don't you fire Jim, he's a fuck up? Yeah, but I can deal with it, I'm afraid his replacement may be a bigger dumbass.

by wookieewagon September 21, 2013

Infinitillion Smack

A massive onslaught of smacks across the face like no ones business!

Shaniqua used up her sisters tampons, so Shaniqua's sister Infinitillion Smacked Shaniqua across the face.

by Kazuka/TheJester April 18, 2005

infinitard

Short for "infinite retardation". Used to describe the aggregate of minutiae, chores, unfulfilling tasks, to-do lists, petty bureaucracies, and random incompetents that clog a day.

Turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream in the glorious infinitard.

by kramsky September 2, 2005