one-inch-pinch

when your penis is one inch or shorter

omg i love to flick around my one-inch-pinch to masturbate

i jack off with a pair of tweezers on my one-inch-pinch

by mr.p May 18, 2006

5 inch hammer

Slapping a woman around the face with your dick, instead of having her suck you off.

She was hot and she was wiling to give me a blowjob, but her breath REALLY smelled, so I 5 inch hammered her.

by Rozzarunner August 26, 2013

10 Inch Clit

What a tough woman has instaed of brass Balls

That woman talks like she has a 10 inch clit

by Karl J. McCraley October 17, 2003

visual inch

Gaining what appears to be extra length on ones penis by shaving/trimming the pubic hair surrounding the shaft.

"Please shave dear, I enjoy the visual inch it gives you"

by Shaver2345 January 27, 2007

Hairdressers Inch

When you a hairdresser totally exaggerates the amount asked cut off your hair!

You: "I'll have an inch off the fringe"
Hairdresser: "Sure"
-Look in mirror-
You: "Thats three inches!!!....silly hairdressers inches....."

by Nudds July 6, 2010

Two Inch Tanner

A homosexual male that can't "get it up" enough to fuck his partner. However, these "Two Inch Tanners" don't want more than two inches of you in side of them when he is the fuckeEE and you the fuckeER.

Look at that Two Inch Tanner! We were in bed last night and I had to stop in the middle of our Fuck Session to go by CVS and get some Viagra! He took three to "get it up" and STILL couldn't take my meat up his bung hole!

by Dora Bang August 28, 2012

half-inch hero

a man whose unusually small penis is suprisingly satisfying.

I gave Brenda the 'ol half-inch hero last night

by John Warner August 18, 2006