by Umojanow328 May 11, 2018
Get the ear hug mug.1: Holy shit, my new padlock on my ear gauge is really giving me the case of hipster's ear.
2: You should consult a therapist.
2: You should consult a therapist.
by agninaoakz September 20, 2014
Get the hipster's ear mug.A bacterial infection, much like swimmers ear, that originated from bodily fluid explosion into ones ear. A mans cum or a females squirt that finds their partners ear and sits in there for days. Very painful medication needed.
I fucked the shit out of Kelly 2 days ago and she squirted in my right ear. Now it’s throbbing....fuck....I must have tinder ear
by Ggboiiii July 25, 2019
Get the Tinder Ear mug.by Jookson910 February 9, 2018
Get the Ear rape mug.Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.
by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016
Get the Ear cum mug.Mum: If you don't stop crying about McDonald's giving you a girl's toy instead of a boy's toy, I'm going to give you a thick ear.
by Terrum December 19, 2019
Get the Thick ear mug.Alex: I fucked your sister lmao
Mason: Well I’ll dog-ear your girlfriend, don’t try me
Ethan: Dude I dog-eared Casey last night, and she didn’t cover up any of the hickies when I saw her at work this morning
Tyler: What a whore
Mason: Well I’ll dog-ear your girlfriend, don’t try me
Ethan: Dude I dog-eared Casey last night, and she didn’t cover up any of the hickies when I saw her at work this morning
Tyler: What a whore
by Adrian_dododo July 8, 2021
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