The Imaginary Friend

When a person talks to themself when he or she is masturbating, even though nobody else is in the room.

*ooh you like that, you're a big boy aren't you?, etc.*

by D sanchez May 18, 2004

No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.

Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!

Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!

Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!

by SLK Creighton March 29, 2011

imaginary number

A number that can be written in the form a+bi, where a is zero and i is the square root of negative one

Examples: 3i, -2.8i, 5000i, etc.

by A equals A April 11, 2005

Imagine Dragons

An overplayed, extremely mediocre and dull pop band that have been unfortunately classified as "indie", further proving that the stereotype is being mindlessly thrown around to pop bands who have just a little bit of keyboard in them. Completely uninspiring and unfortunately, some actually praise them for writing the opposite. They appeal to a mass of uneducated who would not understand music if it slapped them in their face. Because banging on a drum while screaming third grade lyrics totally makes you different and cool. But, no surprise if a third grader actually named this band. A complete rip off of M83 if anything. Lead singer Dan Renyolds sounds like a less nasal version of Chad Kroeger and is probably next in line to fuck Avril Lavinge. Hipster Runoff even named "Radioactive" the worst song of all time.

Imagine Dragons will be crowned the next Nickelback.

by TwoHeadedRoy August 26, 2013

Imagine

(Coloq UK slang) What your I-phone does when you take a picture with it.

I iz gunna do sum phat imagine of me an' my hoe in da bedroom aaaiight!

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020

imaginary emergency (IE)

A menial, or artificial situation deemed to be of the highest importance, typically by a superior/higher staff level.
Sometimes used as a distraction from what could be a real emergency situation.

The CFO's screams for her reserved parking space is an imaginary emergency (IE).
Sadam Hussein is an immediate threat (aka "imaginary emergency") to the security of all Americans!

by Softhand July 20, 2008