An interruption during a masturabtion session
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The title given to any person with the uncanny knack for accidentally interrupting folks having sex, generally right before they climax. The type of interruption can range from a phone call to a 'surprise' visit and entails multiple 'incidents' over an extended period of time.
Wife: "OHH F&^K... Just like that, baby!"
Kid K, popping up beside of the bed: "HEY GUYS! What are y'all doing? I wanna play, too!"
Husband to Kid K: "Get out of here! No you can't play with us but if you get out, I'll be out there in just a minute!"
Wife: "Crap... Another orgasm foiled by our little 'coitus interruptus'..."
Kid K, popping up beside of the bed: "HEY GUYS! What are y'all doing? I wanna play, too!"
Husband to Kid K: "Get out of here! No you can't play with us but if you get out, I'll be out there in just a minute!"
Wife: "Crap... Another orgasm foiled by our little 'coitus interruptus'..."
by TaTa Bondage December 16, 2010
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–Noun
1. Any person whom frequently interrupts speech.
2. Any person who enters into and detrimentally effects a situation you are in.
–Noun
1. Any person whom frequently interrupts speech.
2. Any person who enters into and detrimentally effects a situation you are in.
I was about to pull that girl and you had to be an interruptosaurus and tell her I have Chlamydia whilst I was telling her about how sexually capable I was.
by RichyBSaidWhuut? December 23, 2010
Get the Interruptosaurus mug.To ask a person a question, usually following something asked party did to offend or upset you. (or series of such.)
Then interrupt (or keep interrupting) the person while answering and draw your own conclusions.
(Basically, getting angrier at the person your asking because you think he's beating around the bush. Which can blow a simple situation completely out of proportion.)
Then lay down a punishment for not giving the answer you wanted. Resulting in the asked party having almost no choice but to accept the punishment and sit bewildered as to what just happened.
Final result: Heavy guilt to the asked party.
Then interrupt (or keep interrupting) the person while answering and draw your own conclusions.
(Basically, getting angrier at the person your asking because you think he's beating around the bush. Which can blow a simple situation completely out of proportion.)
Then lay down a punishment for not giving the answer you wanted. Resulting in the asked party having almost no choice but to accept the punishment and sit bewildered as to what just happened.
Final result: Heavy guilt to the asked party.
CLASSIC SCENARIO:
Kid gets into a small fight in school...
Father: "I received a call from your school that you were being disruptive and hit a kid named Jimmy. So you know what my question is right?..........Why did you hit little Jimmy?"
Son: "I just wanted him to get away fro--"
Father: "What? Are you a loner? You can't deal with people around you?!"
Son: "No, Dad, I just--"
Father: "Oh, so you DON'T like people around you?"
Son: He kept messing with me, da-"
Father: "WRONG. WHY DID YOU HIT LITTLE JIMMY?!!................ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!"
(Son is confused. says nothing.)
Father: "GET THAT STUPID LOOK OF YOUR FACE AND ANSWER THE QUESTION BEFORE WHOOP YOUR ASS!"
Son: "I don't know, I just--"
Father: "I DON'T KNOW IS NOT AN ANSWER!! WHY DID YOU HIT LITTLE JIMMY?!!!"
Son: (crying) "He wouldn't leave me a--"
Father: "BULLSHIT!!! You hit that kid because you wanted to! You're an angry little kid! And you better stop this ego-maniacal trip you're on!...and STOP CRYING! THAT CRYING CRAP DOESN'T WORK WITH ME! YOU'RE ON RESTRICTION FROM (insert whatever you enjoy that has absolutely nothing to do with the incident most of the time) FOR A MONTH!!! Now, YOU BETTER CLEAR OUT ALL THE (insert whatever item that represent what you enjoy) IN YOUR ROOM!!!"
(Son accepts punishment silently)
Son's friend asks why he's down and he says "I got interruptrogated....and then got grounded."
Kid gets into a small fight in school...
Father: "I received a call from your school that you were being disruptive and hit a kid named Jimmy. So you know what my question is right?..........Why did you hit little Jimmy?"
Son: "I just wanted him to get away fro--"
Father: "What? Are you a loner? You can't deal with people around you?!"
Son: "No, Dad, I just--"
Father: "Oh, so you DON'T like people around you?"
Son: He kept messing with me, da-"
Father: "WRONG. WHY DID YOU HIT LITTLE JIMMY?!!................ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!"
(Son is confused. says nothing.)
Father: "GET THAT STUPID LOOK OF YOUR FACE AND ANSWER THE QUESTION BEFORE WHOOP YOUR ASS!"
Son: "I don't know, I just--"
Father: "I DON'T KNOW IS NOT AN ANSWER!! WHY DID YOU HIT LITTLE JIMMY?!!!"
Son: (crying) "He wouldn't leave me a--"
Father: "BULLSHIT!!! You hit that kid because you wanted to! You're an angry little kid! And you better stop this ego-maniacal trip you're on!...and STOP CRYING! THAT CRYING CRAP DOESN'T WORK WITH ME! YOU'RE ON RESTRICTION FROM (insert whatever you enjoy that has absolutely nothing to do with the incident most of the time) FOR A MONTH!!! Now, YOU BETTER CLEAR OUT ALL THE (insert whatever item that represent what you enjoy) IN YOUR ROOM!!!"
(Son accepts punishment silently)
Son's friend asks why he's down and he says "I got interruptrogated....and then got grounded."
by BeastNation October 13, 2011
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Fashion, even after long overstaying their verbal welcome.
Fashion, even after long overstaying their verbal welcome.
by ZosoMatt June 8, 2020
Get the Interruptard mug.A man who does not let women explain concepts in meetings because he cuts into her dialog with his own thoughts either on purpose or inadvertently because subconsciously he thinks he can do it better. Except sometimes it is consciously.
I almost texted Chris in the middle of the meeting to tell him to stop cock blocking you. What an interrupting penis!
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