by A-Lex a.k.a. Sirlerro January 1, 2012
Get the intellectual rapper mug.A piece of writing that is so partisan, so indifferent to ordinary standards of truth, that it isn't even propaganda. It's not attempting to convince other people, or even to strengthen and bolster the faithful. It only exists to excite the believer, in the crudest possible way; it plays to arguments so shallow they can only occur in the privacy of one's own head without mortifying embarrassment. In other words, the intellectual version of pornography.
The article on Benghazi is so full of intellectual pornography that everyone at Fox News is going to braingasm when they read it.
by Bluebird_89 February 21, 2018
Get the Intellectual Pornography mug.A "gated institutional narrative" (delivered by major sources like mainstream media, government funded research and university faculties) that elevates some conversations and tamps down others: for example differences between men and women
Today's intellectual dark web includes people who think that inequality can be changed into absolute equality and denies sex differences
by Thomas Jefferson 1986 March 17, 2018
Get the Intellectual dark web mug.Intellectual porn is a song audio video or image that is so stimulating and addictive to the mind that it can be considered a form of mind porn. Examples include documentaries, conspiracy theory shows, alternative news station, humour websites and the like. Example A in conversation: hey did you see that new JFK conspiracy theory documentary? It makes me view it in a whole new light. Friend: lay off the intellectual porn already . 2nd definition: just like actual porn, it can be so addicting that it makes people lose track of time and forget of other tasks they need to do like sleep and go to school or work
Friend A: hey man did you see that new 9/11 documentary? I had no idea that there was a third building that went down that day. What was in it? Friend B: dude, you got an essay due tomorrow. Lay off the intellectual porn and get your school work done.
by ParadiserNL November 24, 2013
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Wacking off theory after theory until you come to a head with a solution.
Wacking off theory after theory until you come to a head with a solution.
I've been working on this problem continually for some time, and my intellectual masturbation has finally led to resolution.
Jane: Did you get your homework finished?
Dick: I spent last night engaged in intellectual masturbation til I finally was satisfied. It really drained me.
Jane: Did you get your homework finished?
Dick: I spent last night engaged in intellectual masturbation til I finally was satisfied. It really drained me.
by peckerwould April 25, 2010
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You could call Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh "intellectual prostitutes" but that would demean decent, hard working gigolos and male hookers.
by TheOtherDrG May 1, 2011
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Billy: The Socratic Dialogues about Good and Justice are the product of intellectual masturbation.
Bob: But philosophy has put the basis of lawmaking and it's believed to be the mother of science, why do you use this derogatory term?
Billy: Uhh, whatever dude! I have more interesting things to do than listening to your bs! w00t! I am going to eat some salami and masturbate on some amateur porn! w00t!
Bob: But philosophy has put the basis of lawmaking and it's believed to be the mother of science, why do you use this derogatory term?
Billy: Uhh, whatever dude! I have more interesting things to do than listening to your bs! w00t! I am going to eat some salami and masturbate on some amateur porn! w00t!
by intdes April 25, 2010
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