Love island

A British ITV reality show where a group of brain dead fuck boys and thots spend a week in a holiday villa to find love.

For the 4 years this show has been running there has been nothing but the same old unnecessary drama and bitching and backstabbing, but some how the fruit loops who support this cringe worthy show are still hooked on watching Barbie and Ken look-a-likes shag three days after meeting one another and then crying and getting fake depressed when their two day relationship falls apart.

I have no idea how people still get excited when this program starts every summer, because it just promotes cheating and bullying. The only thing that changes every year are the crack heads that enter the show, but they still get cockier every year. This show makes me ashamed to be british!!

The whole of love island in 10 seconds:
girl : *filling in her drawn in eye brows and straightening over dyed hair* Omg av jus been cheated on init lak dafuq men r all fukin pigs yeh

Boy: *stroking his greasy, over gelled hair* Am sorry but I luv sumwun else yeh it just ain’t working aat

Girl: U ruined ma fukin laf I shoulnt av neva got wiv u

by SaltySpoon178 May 31, 2019

inlander

a person who lives far away from the beach and when at the beach, acts like a kook. normally from areas such as river side, hawaiin gardens etc.

that girl is wearing a T-Shirt in the ocean....must be an inlander.

by Klimp May 14, 2015

ilaida

One of the funniest people to be around. An Ilaida will always say the weirdest things but always laugh at themselves. They can be very temperamental and if you catch her at the wrong time she could break you apart. Ilaida’s tend to be crazy and love anything as weird as her. No matter what happens she decides to be a nerd in the best of ways. Every guy wishes they could be with an Ilaida but she is very overprotective of herself and is very self conscious so she won’t open up to easily. That is what makes guys attracted to her is her secretive aura. An Ilaida will never fail to put a smile on your face.

Wow that Ilaida is super intriguing

I wonder what that Ilaida is thinking?
I wish I had an Ilaida to make me laugh

by CarlandPaulakaEF and IR April 6, 2019

Kent Island Oystering

The act of cumming into your partners anus and having them push it back out into your cupped hand. They then proceed to slurp the semen from your hand like a freshly shucked oyster.

Jason and his date wanted to try some Kent Island Oystering.

by BellsBeach50 May 5, 2019

Dream Island

It's the prize of a online show called Battle For Dream Island. For info, the island includes a 5 star hotel, a casino, and has robot service. You can decide who can go inside the island.

I want to go to Dream Island because it has many cool stuff, and I want my friend (person's name) to join too!

by Perkurban June 22, 2021

the big island which is off the side of europe

england, the home of the roadman

dumb person : what is the big island which is off the side of europe
clever person who is in a gang: england you idiot

by the pharmicist May 6, 2020

The Island Independents

The Island Independents are a political party on the Isle of Wight, which is a small island off the south coast of England famous for inbreeding and Queen Victoria having had a holiday home there.

They are the ruling group of independent councillors, which in itself is a contradiction in terms and that's where the trouble starts.

Known locally as 'the Island crows', 'the crows', 'they crows' or just 'crows'

Island resident's cousins: Oi see they crows has been buckin agin, one near lost a weave oi urd.

Island resident: Nowt new for The Island Independents

by Shrauver October 21, 2013