Ikeacide

Beating someone to death with a table.

When deciding how to eliminate unwanted members of society, ikeacide is a cheap option.

by Oscar w January 22, 2014

IKEAphobia

The fear of being stuck in IKEA and not being able to find your way out.

There's no way that I'm going back to IKEA. I spent an hour in that maze of a store trying to escape. My wife says I have a case of IKEAphobia!

by p mammen October 25, 2009

IKEAFight

A fight with a companion or loved one directly resulting from the frustration and exhaustion of an IKEA shopping experience causing you to abandon your purchases at the register and ignore the smell of the fresh baked cinnamon buns.

Just leave this shit and let's go, I don't want to have another IKEAFight.

by ikeahurtsme August 21, 2009

Ikeamotion

The random wanderings of people who are trying to escape from Ikea. Its often fueled by swedish meatballs and cinnamon buns. Characteristics include bouncing off sofas with names like Umflaut then walking around in random circles; and stacking flat brown boxes on carts and careening down warehouse aisles.

I went to Ikea to buy a couch but then Ikeamotion hit and I could not figure out how to escape without buying a desk, two side tables and a bed.

by Leslie Dow February 3, 2008

Ikeaphile

An Ikeaphile is someone who is addicted to the low cost, modern Swedish world of Ikea.

This person is prone to driving long miles to eat Swedish meatballs and may have an addiction to Lingonberry juice. There taste is in modern furniture with a European flare but not expensive and in better condition than items from other stores. Be very careful: Ikeaphiles will sometimes do and say anything to get lost in the giant blue store. They may carry around tape rulers and shopping lists in their pockets and complain where their shopping cart isn't four wheel drive.

by JonSmurf April 29, 2006

ikearpal tunnel syndrome

The arthritic fatigue or hand and joint pain specifically felt during and after construction/assembly of IKEA furnitue, directly caused by the use of awkward tools at impossible angles.

Pronunciation: "eye-key-are-pull"

My typing was for crap the day after my wife went on a shopping spree at IKEA - the ikearpal tunnel syndrome set in sometime after the third önÿttïg säk.

by markfromhouston April 19, 2009

ikeanoid

anyone who owns, has, or uses a prefab structure and thinks they are cool structures.

man, did you see all those ikeanoids ogling that catalog. it was just a bunch of shelves.

by darth_mullins June 28, 2010