fist humping

An attempt to procreate with ones own fist usually ending up in mass tissue consumption or sock laundry.

Joe: Look at her. She's hot.
Tom: Swell! Now I'm off to my place for a little fist humping.

by Bhazey November 1, 2007

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jig humping

the act of humping to the beat of a jig. specifically with down-up, down-down-up pattern

we have such hot jig humping.

by m&m January 25, 2005

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the act of two people dry humping but in order to get more satisfaction the girl makes sure she isnt wearing panties. She then lines her clitorium up with the seam of the denim jeans that she is wearing to enhance her dry humping experience.

Catherine made sure that she had a good, hard denim seam before she started dry humping on seam slippage with Brad.

by millenium passions April 16, 2012

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The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

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Cootie Humping

V. The act of two females grinding/bumping their vaginas together

My vagina is raw from all that cootie humping last night

by eatitup July 19, 2011

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Status Humping

When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.

Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog

by gladiatorstylinprincess August 12, 2011

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