Houston Lingerie

Who says size doesn't matter, this underwear is usually 2-3 times larger than the average underwear. Representing parachutes the males of Houston often feel like they are on the front line again. Houston is known to be the fattest city in the World a virtual goldmine for people like Rita Mcneil.

Steve: Hey Rick, I just got back from Houston, nailed the fattest girl and brought home her Houston Lingerie.
Rick: That's hilarious you could sky dive with those fuckers.
Steve: Yup,those people in Houston don't even realize how fat they actually are.

Houston Lingerie by Sober151 February 8, 2009

Houston Astros 

Underachieving choke artist team that can't win when it counts.

The Houston Astros have been swept again in the playoffs!

The Houston Astros have failed to win late in the regular season and have been eliminated from any playoff hope

Houston Astros by Hang me now and save me from the torture September 22, 2003

Houston Astros 

Shitty ass team that cheats in order to win. Everett never tagged Molina at 2nd base and knew he didn't but agreed with the umpire's call. Fuck you Everett. I hope your balls get chewed off by an elephant. I'm glad you lost to the White Sox and want to assure you that you'll never get to the World Series again.

I hate the Houston Astros.

Houston Astros by fuckhouston December 28, 2005

Houston Texas 

A slang term for a really obese person.

"That guy is like Houston Texas."

Houston Texas by Selena Moana May 29, 2017

Houston Rocket 

The act of lubricating ones penis and wanking off ( or masturbating ) with Germ-X, or the prefered hand sanitizer. While convenient, this method results in a burning sensation on ones foreskin.

This trend originated in Houston, Texas and was soon adopted by individuals who live busy lives and have the urge to masturbate but do not have the time or resources neccesary to wash up afterward ejaculating.

Co-Worker: “Dylan went into the back room by himself for about three and a half minutes and came back looking dehydrated and red in the face. I don’t think he fapped. He didn’t use the restroom afterwards.”
Me: “That sly little prick probably gave himself a Houston Rocket.”

Houston Rocket by drdoofenshmurtz March 20, 2018

Houston Elliott 

Coolest muthafucka alive!

Guy 1: You ever hang out with Houston Elliott
Guy 2: Hell yeh he's the muthafuckin bomb!

Houston Elliott by That guy that is not cool June 24, 2011

houston half pipe 

In a three-way with two chicks a dude uses his tongue to fill the second hole while lying on his back. The two females must be facing each other and enjoying themselves.

I was totally going to town with these two chicks last night. I had them in the Houston Half Pipe position.

houston half pipe by H-town Go-town January 16, 2014