Velo-hottie

State of being (Bicycling): When someone looks strikingly attractive in a cycling kit (Lycra, helmet, and sunglasses). However, when they are in regular clothing, they are disappointingly normal looking (or worse).

George- "Hey Brett, what's the story with you friend Jennifer on the Cannondale over there?"

Brett- "Easy, Tiger. She's kind of a Velo-hottie."
George- "Really?"
Brett- " Yeah, once the helmet and glasses comes off, she has a receding hairline and a lazy eye".
George- "Oh.....Well, thanks for the hears up."

by Lucky_Skunk September 3, 2013

hottie thottie

a term referred to someone that is very attractive, that may or may not be a thot. you can also use this term to subtly call someone a thot.

“hey aaliyah you’re a hottie thottie.”

by heyitsmeyesindeed December 17, 2018

Emo Hottie

A female emo who although has many of the horrible and annoying traits of a typical emo is also extreemly attractive even when dressed in stupid emo clothes.

Dude 1: I heard u were talking to Erin the other day she is a total Emo Hottie!
Dude 2: fucks yeah!

by randazz September 30, 2008

ass hottie

A girl who looks good from behind, but has a horrific face.

Man 1: Check out that girl's ass. I dare you.
Man 2: Alright... (walks up to girl) ...Fuck!
Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: Her face looks like a fucking tomato!
Man 1: She's such an ass hottie!

by frankiebaltimore November 3, 2015

Hotty Toddy

hah-tee-tah-dee (dialectal corruption of hoity-toity) adj. 1. assuming airs; pretentious; haughty; pretending to possess refinement and sophistication; arrogant; marked by an air of assumed importance 2. thoughtlessly silly or frivolous; giddy; flighty; foolish; riotous and noisy n. 3. A traditional school chant for the University of Mississippi, nicknamed Ole Miss
How appropriate…

"Hotty Toddy, gosh'a'mighty the rest is unintelligible drunken slurs

by BentBulldawg August 20, 2013

Hey Hottie

Return to the phrase "Sup Sexy" when someone answers the phone.

*phone rings*
"Sup sexy!"
"Hey hottie."

by AFxoBabe69 November 17, 2007

hottie mchotterson

An extremely attractive female. Often comparable to a goddess however you do not want to respect a hottie mchotterson. Sex is the only thing on the menu.

Man, check out that hottie mchotterson. I'd do her.

by danklewankle June 15, 2007