frankiebaltimore's definitions

ass hottie

A girl who looks good from behind, but has a horrific face.

Man 1: Check out that girl's ass. I dare you.
Man 2: Alright... (walks up to girl) ...Fuck!
Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: Her face looks like a fucking tomato!
Man 1: She's such an ass hottie!

by frankiebaltimore November 3, 2015

Hippie bitch

A woman who has no idea how the world works. Probably raised by an affluent family but is now a devout Buddhist. In other words, an insecure poser.

Man 1: Check out that stupid white girl with dreadlocks.
Man 2: She's smoking weed she found off the ground. That's a real loser.
Man 3: What a hippie bitch!

by frankiebaltimore November 3, 2015