hooded penis

An uncircumcised penis that looks like it has a hood on.

Randy: Did you see Jacob today in the locker room?

Newman: Yeah, it looks like hes got the ole' hooded penis.

by NEW YORK 23 May 31, 2009

Fish-Hooked

When you’re banging a girl from behind, and then you reach around to her face and hook her in the mouth with your finger.

“I fish-hooked this Bitch last night.”

by Poplockin June 15, 2018

hooded out

perferably aiming at a women this term means that she is ghetto to the fullist. grew up in the hood and lives in the hood she gangsta what every hood dude need..

man im tired of these young girls and there games im about to get a hooded out chick na-mean.

by gutta 07 June 26, 2007

hooded and draped

adj. A slang phrase referring to Asian, East Indian or other Muslim women whose attire covers their hair and hangs to their feet, covering the body almost completely.

When the US missionary doctor raised the skirt of the hooded and draped Iraqi woman to take a pap smear, he almost vomited. The odor was overwhelming.

by Richard Black May 6, 2005

one eyed one horned flying purple people eater

Your mother

My one eyed one horned flying purple people eater ate my best friend

by People Eater October 3, 2017

hooked on phonics

when a large group is currently tripping on perscription drugs or various pills.

person A: "where was everyone last night?"
person B: "awhhh bro we were all so hooked on phonics it wasn't even real."

by Gabi321 November 27, 2009

hooked

After consuming such a large ammount of alcohol or drugs that one can not be bothered to move, or are so hooked that they could not move if they wanted. Usually results in being stuck in a very uncomfortable position.

I got completely hooked on the sofa last night after those spliffs

by Christopher Stephens June 17, 2007