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Honest Abe

When your having anal with a girl and you have to ejaculate so you follow the step:
1) spit on her back
2) then she turns around
3) you ejaculate in her eye
Johnny-Yo did u tap that?
Tim-Yea I did the Honest Abe on her
Johnny- Oh yea
by The boss tycoon March 18, 2010
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hornets

(n) a bunch of crazy physco bitches who travel the world leaving trails of blood, sweat, tears, jizz, alcohol and water balloons. often times, they talk about eachother and come up with retarded names for the ugly, fat ones. sometimes they sniff coke but the ice cubes get caught up their noses. they live it up and curse a shit load.
Wow those hornets are have a water balloon fight in the hotel lobby and will not stop dropping the F bomb for heavens sake!
by sappy jaypizzle November 26, 2006
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Hornets

The best football team ever..06 WHSFL Vidruk Division champs. simply owned nuff sed. all hornets do is own everyone.The team that wus called "THE MOST BALLEN SHIT EVER!"
dude: did u go see those tec voc hornets own kelvin the other day?
dude2: naw man
dude: u fuckin idiot there the most ballen team ever they won thechampionship now!
dude2: oh yeah thats pretty ballin i dont fuck with those other schools n teams tho cuz there just not ballin to me.
by Hornets November 30, 2006
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honest work

Work that provides a living. Working 40 hours a week in an honest job pays for the following: Food, a path to pay for a house, hygiene and necessities, vehicular transportation, money to cover that insurance, health insurance and Dental are the basic standards of honest work. Dedicating your body to another's profit should never be rewarded with struggling. If your job doesn't cover the sentence you are an expendable slave. Nothing more, nothing less.
"If America was so fucking star spangled awesome then why can't they take care of their people?" Johnny asked his Dad

"Well Johnny, America is the biggest bully on the playground. The biggest bully bows to nobody, and lies to himself about his problems. Bullies like exercising their power so how do they keep it? They starve their young population into believing the only honest work left is to be a soldier by taking away all of the honest work."

"But Dad how do you beat the bully? There has to be a way for people to have honest work without being a soldier."

"You don't son. The bully has to come to terms with himself and admit his problems, or you team up with everyone else on the playground to take him down. The fun part about that is beating up the bully IS HONEST WORK!"
by Honest Jack August 2, 2016
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New Orleans Hornets

Guy 1: Have you seen the New Orleans Hornets face the San Antonio Spurs last night?
Guy 2: Yeah!! I saw Chris Paul face Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, Manu Ginobili and the rest of the Spurs!!
by cp3fan November 10, 2010
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hornets

Stupid little wrapped pieces of paper teenagers propel with rubber bands and hit people.
Damn,I just got hit with 5 hornets.
by ugly jackass November 1, 2005
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