hillbilly retard

See George W. Bush. He is one.

George W. Bush is a hillbilly retard.

hillbilly retard by TMr July 4, 2005

hillbilly heroin

What it seems the president is addicted to

Dick, i need my oxycontin
George ur not getting any until you sign this
But dick i dont wanna invade france

hillbilly heroin by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

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Hillbilly Mask

When a female is giving you head remove your penis and act like you are about to give her a facial. Instead of giving her the facial continue to masturbate on her face while removing your dip then slingging it across her face saying, "Gotcha Bitch!"

"Yeah, I gave that girl a hillbilly mask!" (normally followed by a round of intense round of high-fives)

Hillbilly Mask by AlabamaHotPocket69 October 8, 2007

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hillbilly perfume

Scented room spray used as personal perfume.

I sprayed myself with Hillbilly perfume before my job interview.

hillbilly perfume by lolo1 April 26, 2009

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Hillbilly Gopher

a highly derogatory term toward a female. Particularly one who is extremely intelligent.

The girl with the highest test grade is such a Hillbilly Gopher

Hillbilly Gopher by smartz101 December 2, 2010

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hillbilly surround sound

when rednecks tune all the TVs in their double wide to Blue Collar Comedy Tour and turn up the speakers so that they hear the sound coming from all over the trailer

I couldn't afford tickets to see Larry the Cable Guy live, so I ended up kicking back with a case of Budweiser and watching it in hillbilly surround sound.

I heard that the new Deliverance remaster on Blu-ray is going to feature full hillbilly surround sound.

hillbilly surround sound by Dack Jymond June 1, 2011

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Hillbilly Hipster

People who follow and copy the trends of the numerous "white trash" reality shows. Typical Hillbilly Hipsters proudly wear Duck Dynasty shirts, pajama bottoms, Croc shoes, and Realtree Camo jackets.

Wal-Mart got a fresh delivery of Croc's today, and all the Hillbilly Hipsters were lining up to get the latest Camo printed ones!

Hillbilly Hipster by Dez4prez October 25, 2016

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