happy highway

A happy trail that is way over grown.

You need to shave your happy highway.

by Stone Mill Goat Ropers October 4, 2004

oochie highway

One of the best places to drop off baby organs or your unwanted banana bread.

Hey do you happen to know where I can put my baby liver?
Yea. Bring it down to the oochie highway
Thanks!

by Tablecloth_wanker February 17, 2020

Hair on the Highway

A mythical place where the weary traveller can stop for a rest, get a cold beverage whilst gaining a new superior hairstyle that is cut by the ever upstyling Queen Balayage.

“Maybe we should stay at the Hair on the Highway”,
“Don’t joke about that Joe, you’ve heard about the myth of the Hair and the Highway.

by Olivia Trdeeeuuuuuu March 12, 2021

highway roulette

See how far you can driving when you have to use the bathroom

I really lost at highway roulette after work yesterday

by Badgerboy17 December 19, 2016

Highway L

Smoking a fat blunt or joint while driving on the highway with your homies

Heyy , wanna go for a highway L ?

by RaspberryT January 11, 2022

highway dyslexia

When someone drives in the passing lane on the highway (usually below the speed limit) but they actually aren't passing anyone. And they stay there in spite of being passed by several cars.

"Why won't that guy in the Mercedes get over! He must have highway dyslexia."

by yaya777 December 28, 2016

highway noggin

Performing oral sex on the person who is driving

As Jack was driving, Jill reached over and unzipped his pants to uncovered his manhood and to give him highway noggin.

by juicy nancy March 5, 2015