coat hanger

a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and manipulated to perform different tasks, like creating a wreath for Christmas, making a halo, killing unborn babies, and opening car doors

-"Hey dad a just knocked a bitch up what do i do?" "Hang on son I'll get a coat hanger you get the golf club"

-"hey Robbo keep a look out while i break into this car with my trusty coat hanger"

by JMSMD AKA CHOMP November 14, 2007

No more wire hangers

What a stepmother would yell at you if she found a wire hanger in your closet after specifically telling you that wire hangers are just not acceptable. You would then be beaten about with the aforementioned wire hanger.

"You fool! I said plastic hangers! But this...This is a wire hanger! No more wire hangers!"

by Rodney Basil December 21, 2003

Sonic the Hedgehog 2

A totally awesome game that came out in the 90's for the Sega Genesis. It was the first and last bitching 2-D Sonic the Hedgehog game. If you have never played this game before, then you may want to think about killing yourself for missing it. If you think that any other 2-D Sonic games are better than this one, then kill yourself RIGHT NOW!!!!

Kevin: I'm going to go play Halo 2 on my X-Box.
Brett: I'm going to kill you and your X-Box because Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is a much better game.

by Lord Armad VII November 18, 2005

Hedgehog in my Tent

The sensation felt when nobbing a previously shaved minge with a few weeks growth.

Few things in life are more uncomfortable than a Hedgehog in my Tent.

Her bush was so prickly it was like having a Hedgehog in my Tent, tomorrow night we're definitely Going to Barnsley.

The 3 week stubble on her Bearded Oyster left me so raw it was like having a Hedgehog in my Tent

by Dave Schloosh July 21, 2011

hedgehog on a trampoline

It is a hedgehog on a trampoline
What did you expect?

Something nasty
Nope, just a regular ol' hedgehog on a trampoline.

Look Jesus Christ A hedgehog on a trampoline

by Strawbert McCringlemilk November 22, 2017

hedged

A form of rejection whereby one elusively retreats from your life with no explanation.

That jerk Vince just hedged me - he's the worst.

by ScolloP August 28, 2018

hangerpussy

When your wingman throws his girls friends your way. He throws you a hangerpussy.

Also: That’s my hanger pussy

I FaceTimed my boy to introduce him to some hangerpussy but he answered the FaceTime wearing a call of duty headset. Epic fail on his part.

Also: when you steal someone’s hanger and they call you a pussy.

by CMFS CTP June 8, 2020