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Hatchness

To be engulfed in the essence of paperwork involving Hatch
I am swamped with Hatchness today and can't go out for lunch.
by Supersport99 January 11, 2006
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oval egg hatch

another word for vagina. the only people that call a vagina that are generally losers who don't get any action.
loser: dude! on WoW thy show a girls oval egg hatch!

cool kid: ugh.. your such a loser. just call it a vagina.
by whyyess5 August 1, 2008
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Hatch Cover

A Kotex used to cover a woman's pussy during her menstrual cycle.
Honey, while your out buying beer can you pick up some hatch covers for me?
by Busted Hatchet March 6, 2013
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batten the hatches

a) (original meaning) : among fishermen in North America: on a vessel, especially vessels dedicated to winter time lobster and crab fishing, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm

b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England, a term meaning, in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.
if you want to properly hibernate, be prepared to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune.
by Sexydimma December 9, 2014
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poot hatch

After you poop, make sure you wipe your poot hatch thoroughly.
by Poot hatch December 20, 2013
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Hatch Trimmer

Pussy killa

Pro hoe Slayer
the man other men wanna be,
and hoes wanna be with!
He is a straight up Hatch Trimmer bro...i mean its Thursday and hes already hit a three peat !
by instadick February 28, 2019
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