crotch-handled

When a person wraps and cradles another with their legs, putting the other in between their legs and up against their crotch.

Josh crotch-handled me last night when we were cuddling.

by lil_swagger07 September 20, 2014

Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

BC 2 hander

BC 2 Hander, aka British Columbia Two-Hander. A Hockey term for slashing, a chop or a two handed swing at an Opponent.

“ if it weren’t for the BC 2 Hander, I would’ve never made it out of Flin Flon”

by Hutcher February 5, 2018

fuck handle

any part of her body you use to grip as you slam your meat hammer in and out.

I used her ears as fuck handles as she huffed my hog.

by J.F. February 12, 2003

Two hander

A penis long enough to be held by two hands, one in front of the other, with room to spare.

When Velma unzipped Shaggys' Levis, she saw that he was a two hander, requiring more work than she wanted to put in that night.

by V3lma September 4, 2009

glad hander

Smarmy individual who hugs a lot, gets too close and is generally over friendly in an irritating way.

That phoney glad hander invades my space.

by sevenhn December 14, 2005

blowjob handles

the pigtails hairstyle, or a ponytail on each side of the head

Man, that Cindy Brady has some cute blowjob handles!

by Katy from Ottumwa, IA July 30, 2003