handburger

a burger composed of two buns sandwiching a human hand, best served with dr pepper

Tyson: handburger
Olivia: I want to have handburgers for dinner!
Tyson: me too, make sure you bring the dr pep

by handburger May 8, 2020

Handbananna

A dog like creature native to northern New Jersey that appeared on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Although it seems to act like a normal dog, it will pick a person at random to be their victim. The creature will psychically inform them of his intentions and repeatedly anally rape them. These can be created with a create with a make your own dog kit 1.0.

Is that you Handbananna ?
oh god
not my asshole. oh god.

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I only know three words, 'sit' 'stay' and 'rape.'

by john4368 March 5, 2009

Handsy the Invisible Man

Phrase used to describe your friend or buddy that gets very touchy-feely when drunk.

Watch out for Handsy the Invisible Man after 4 Kettle One and Tonic's...he has 8 arms and will probably feel up your wife or grab some girl's tits along the way...

by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

hell in a handbasket

See up shit creek without a paddle

Gametalk.com has gone to hell in a handbasket, and I am largely responsible for that.

by Gumba Gumba December 22, 2006

Nigger Handball

Nigger Handball, commonly known as Basketball (please see NBA ) is a team sport in which two teams of five active players each try to score points against one another by propelling a ball through a 10 feet (3 m) high hoop (the goal) under organized rules.

EX 1. Wife: Bob what is that you are watching on TV?
Bob: Oh nothing honey, just some Nigger Handball .

by skiddeeznutz January 27, 2009

Handy Randy

The art of using a drunken, unconscious friends hand to jack yourself off until completion.

Last night Matt was so drunk and unconcious that I used his hand to give me a Handy Randy; I came on his face for added effect.

by BertMcMatterton November 26, 2010

[Mein] [Handy]

It is German for "my phone/mobile/cellphone", and is use infamously by Stephen Fry in an episode of QI, whereby he groped himself while stating "MEIN HANDY!" in a Germanic accent.

"MEIN HANDY!"
"Ver ist mein Handy?"
"Oh, mein Handy"

by Em Ken January 11, 2009