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cum harvesting season

the season after winter where people voluntarily line up in a milk parlour where they milk cows and the milking machine cluster is attached to the genitals (suctioning machine). milking them like cow udders, the semen is extracted and put into a processing machine to create lactose free milk alternative.

-the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen during harvesting season
person 1: the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen a day during cum harvesting season
person 2: that’s cool! cum harvesting season is my favourite time of the year. i can’t wait~
by jummyjummy69 November 23, 2021
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Organ harvesting

Organ harvesting is a game Guelph general hospital plays using stolen men's spermatozoa to impregnate surgical patients
I believe the hospital owes me 104.4m children from organ harvesting trips
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
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live maggot harvester

Otherwise known as a garbage/rubbish/waste disposal truck.
Bob: What's it like driving a live maggot harvester?
Mark: Rubbish.
by News Unlimited August 8, 2018
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cereal when haves milk

wow that a big sex poop cereal when haves milk
by cheese eat February 12, 2019
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second harvest

a beverage that can only be created where you drink alcohol, digest it, and then urinate it into a container.
i got gotta chug this second harvest, FAST!
by bullettimeboom April 6, 2016
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Natural Harvest

A book that teaches you the wonderful art of cooking with your own semen. Typically read by girls who are wishing their boyfriend would cook up some of the recipes in the book, instead of just asking for a blowjob.
Last Thanksgiving, I baked a semen cheesecake for me and my family. Thanks Natural Harvest!
by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015
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City Harvest Church

A terrorization group that

1) lures you into donating money "in the name of god" to them and thus the head pastor embezzling the funds to fund his wife's shitty career
2) Preaches About Money, not god
3) Believers that think their pastor is very innocent
4) Believers who pray for their head pastor who is most certainly going to have life imprisonment
5)Money...money...money
Did you hear about city harvest church? They did 100million dollars!
by Dx3 June 29, 2012
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