harvard student

a schizophrenic who has convinced themselves they go to harvard

wolfgang is such a "harvard student"

by mega-est god July 29, 2021

Håvard

his a really great guy, but when you like a Håvard you get distracted and you forget that he probably likes another girl.
but his hugs are amazing and when you’re around him you will look at him once and never look away…lmao

why you always looking at him, his probably a Håvard.

by TheMITpro February 3, 2022

mrs halverson

A digital art teacher that like to eat children and she’s a bitch

Mrs halverson thinks she’s funny but she’s not

by Single Barry December 20, 2017

Harvard Jew

A long time ago for as long as man can remember, there was a small group of private Universities (Yale, Harvard, Princeton, etc.) attended by arrogant sons and daughters of aristocrats and socialites. Due to their influential background and their white skin tone, they eventually graduated and naturally became leaders, CEOs, and CFOs of the world’s largest public corporations. They wanted a way to make money without exerting much effort so they decided to make public announcements of how their companies would do business together to generate X amount of revenue. This news led many investors, educated and uneducated, into foolishly buying shares of these companies. As the price of the shares rose, these so-called leaders became filthy rich. They would indulge in the finest caviar and French wines, wear designer suits and drive the fastest cars from Italy, and of course, have access to the most physically attractive women the world has to offer. Eventually their scam would come to an end so they had to sell their ownership of these company shares and announce to the public that the deals went sour. These scams repeat over and over throughout the history of man. This, my friend, is how the world works. If you are born the right color, and at the right time, you can have it all.

Joe: Life is so unfair. I just got canned dude.

Jack: Yup life sucks. If there's such thing as reincarnation, I'd want to be reborn a Harvard Jew.

Joe: Me too!

by Gagamel August 11, 2010

Hallard

a morbidly obese creeper that thinks it can ski, but really can't do anything other than eat more and more little debbies

OMG! that girl is such a hallard! shes like a marshmellow on the mountain!

by moi dawg January 22, 2009

Håvard

A term often used for fat cunts. 99% of all Håvard's, have AIDS, so stop riding their dicks for 20 dollars. A Håvard is often seen with a ugly ass monkey. Håvard's tends to lick each others buttholes in a restroom at McDonalds, and also eats McFlurry out of each others anus.

Hey! Håvard! Stop licking that monkey's asshole!

by Enchilada69 May 2, 2019

Harvard

The Boston College of Cambridge.

Wow, Harvard lost to BC again in hockey.

by bluepeople March 26, 2008