Andreas

Andreas is a Norwegian name for male beings. Andreas is the most sexy creature on planet earth. Andreas is basically God. It can actually be quite dangerous to look at an Andreas, because your eyes will be set on fire.
Woah, look! Messiah has returned, Andreas is here!
by Enchilada69 May 02, 2019
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Håvard

A term often used for fat cunts. 99% of all Håvard's, have AIDS, so stop riding their dicks for 20 dollars. A Håvard is often seen with a ugly ass monkey. Håvard's tends to lick each others buttholes in a restroom at McDonalds, and also eats McFlurry out of each others anus.
Hey! Håvard! Stop licking that monkey's asshole!
by Enchilada69 May 02, 2019
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