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naked hallway collision

The Naked Hallway Collision: occurs when two recently fucked chicks meet naked in the middle of the hall after said fucking.

Girls must be complete randoms and must be unaware of each others presence. Must be naked. No other circumstances apply.
Roommate #1 brings slut home.
Roommate #1 Fucks said slut
Roommate #2 brings unrelated slut from different game

Roommate #2 Fucks said unrelated slut

Slut #1 Walks out of Room Naked
Slut #2 Walks out of Room Naked
Both Sluts (mind you, unrelated), pause
Both Sluts return to respected roommates room.

Hence the Naked Hallway Collision NHC
by G kirk April 22, 2011
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Hallway hoe

A bitch that's been ran through so much her pussy can literally be walked in by little people and sound like a cave system inside dripping the STD infections
by Darksidecountry August 13, 2023
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bird in the hallway

When someone from the hood has their smoke alarm beeping and won't change the batteries.
"Damn, the bird in the hallway is getting real annoying!"
by Definitely not a frog December 15, 2023
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Hallway Hokage

One who wanders, an open minded slut paroling for cock in school, someone who hopes to gain money from selling her services. Typically are found under unpopulated staircases.
Jacquavius walked down the hallways, hoping to obtain services for 10 dollars by the Hallway Hokage
by The cheezler January 19, 2024
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Hallway Haze

When the smells of twelve girls wearing half a bottle of perfume, three guys who spilled aftershave all over themselves, and the mexican janitor's attempt to hide the smell of weed in the supply closets by spraying them with two cans of air freshener collide into one Hallway Haze.
Guy 1: "Hey man, the Hallway Haze is particularly thick today."
Guy 2: "Yeah, definitely, I think janitor Hernandes sprayed a few cans too many while trying to cover up the scent of his weed."
by Ugh_ugh_ugh February 8, 2015
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post-class hallway traffic

Traffic caused by students and faculty alike while transitioning from one class to another.
Dude, that teacher nearly ran straight into me during that post-class hallway traffic.
by Huntsvegas February 9, 2022
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hallway mixer

College dorm hallway party. Multiple dorm floors come together to party and get hammered.
What's up for tomorrow? Oh, I think there's a hallway mixer tonight at DuBois Hall.
by Paluško December 6, 2015
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