Hailsham community college

The school that caused me sixteen years of erectile disfunction.
One man even described the school as "The worst Fucking Shit show ever" - Principal Phil Mathews
I farted violently on the staircase near M22 and now everyone calls "shardass"
Shout out to phillip hill, the best musician. I want him to have my fucking babies.

(at hailsham community college)
Person one: holy shit is that shardass
Me (shardasss): Oh no i just sharded again in my baby blue tighty whitey pantaloons ltfgvccvhtucrdgsh mkvnjed fzaey hb

by shardass July 9, 2021

haasil

the best person in the world unlike juan

haasil is so cool

by 85634524512qws October 31, 2021

hailee steinfeld

hailee an amazing pop singer and actress, who is so humble about everything and is so talented! she has such a bubbly and sweet personality, and is very entertaining in her shows, movies and interviews. her songs are very relatable and such a bop :)

person a: have you heard of hailee steinfeld?
person b: yeah! she produced many of my favourite songs to this day, such as 'starving' and 'your name hurts'.
person c: she's my favourite actress! she's acted in some of my favourite shows like the edge of seventeen, hawkeye, and bumblebee! have you heard that she got nominated for an oscar?

by aaal4na January 13, 2022

Meatball Hailstorm

A meatball hailstorm is one of the rarer types of shit someone takes. It is when your shit is part diarrhea and part solid turd, and makes a very distinct sound when splashdown occurs. Your shit should sound like hail stones hitting a pond in a steady rain. A great shit to have to take if you are in a public restroom playing battleshits.

Danny: Yo, Billy, I got fuckin wasted at that party last night

Billy: Fur Shuure man, beers were flowin

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure, I gotta take a dump before this race bro, theres a 100% chance of a meatball hailstorm happening in that bathroom

Billy: Fur Shuure bro

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure

(high five)

(high five)

by meatballhailstorm June 27, 2011

push hails

to force sb in a different timezone to sleep while you are in the board daylight

Hails: you cant push hails on me, you dont have a sun above your head rn

by very sad noodles November 22, 2020

Swag Hailey

Very very swag bestay

Oh wow look at how swag swag Hailey is

by Swag max March 25, 2021

Tim’s Hail Mary

When you take a shit in a Tim Hortons, pick it up and throw it at the cashier

My double double wasnt made correctly so I sent her a Tim’s Hail Mary

by Vcsm June 7, 2018