My roommate is a horned bull. I can’t have any friends over.
I was bent over cleaning behind the couch when my horned bull said it was playtime.
I used to only date lipsticks but now I’m more attracted to horned bulls.
I was bent over cleaning behind the couch when my horned bull said it was playtime.
I used to only date lipsticks but now I’m more attracted to horned bulls.
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jason: yup since ur masturbating rite in the middle of my bed
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