Heshteg

This is heshteg.
This is how Russian savages say hashtag in sentence.
It can also be used when u want to swear.

HOLY HESHTEG VLADIMIR VAT IS YOUR PREBLEM!!

Ugh dis website keeps on heshteging my texts.

by Heshteg Greg May 29, 2018

Heskeyanity

A Religion based on the teachings of Emile Heskey. Emile Heskey, spiritual leader of Heskeyanity, is worshiped mostly in England. Emile Heskey, originally not the founder of Heskeyanity, is a football/soccer player, currently active at Aston Villa. Though his international career with England has ended, followers of Heskeyanity still pray to him.
Followers of Heskeyanity usually have shrines of Heskey in their homes. They are expected to worship their God up to 3 times a day.
Heskeyanity is a very small and a very new religion, but is rising steadily. Today, there are estimated to be up to 300,000 followers of Heskeyanity, many of them English.

"A: Why do you pray to Heskey?
B: I am a strong believer of Heskeyanity."

by HyperShot12 January 2, 2012

Hest

The frozen state of bread.

Hey Claudia, do you have any bread?

Check the freezer, we should have some hest!

by mattwillie February 25, 2010

heated

To equip ones self with one (or more) firearms.


Example:

'Man, go get heated and we'll meet up under the bridge to take out them useless exscuse for gangsters.'

by Craig January 1, 2005

sneezin in the heater

Performing cunnilingus (see also:Sneezin in the cabbage}

So she's got her legs up in the air,I'm sneezin in the heater,when all of a sudden her friggin cat jumped up on the bed,an'decides to use my codsack fer a scratchin'post!!

by BigBlue57 August 14, 2006

hester

a UK variation of the popular American term “hooch”. although this female is hot, flirty and uses her sexual prowess to her advantage, she does not necessarily dress in a slutty fashion. Although she may seem proper on the outside, she has an active sexual mind. she is not afraid to use the work “cock”, or “cunt” freely, a key differentiation with her American counterpart.

Every guys deep down wants a hester.

by Berks May 17, 2006

the heater

gun, weapon with which to do bodily harm. see also peacemaker

Don't make me go to the trunk and grab the heater

by Dee December 28, 2004