Gym Therapy

The act of calming down by going to the gym and getting huge.
Ben: I wanna do some backflips, I wanna go ran a marathon.

Chris: You need some gym therapy.
by dreadman11 May 17, 2011
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Gym poser

People in the gym that think they're in great shape striking poses constantly in the mirror and or for selfie pictures. What's funny is when you try not to laugh when you witness them doing this.
Dammit, that gym poser messed up my set because he made me laugh with that posing.
by cpetkunas March 02, 2019
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gym bluff

a newbie obese person who pretends to love the gym and always boasts on how thin he or she used to be and how hard it is to for them to go to the gym nowadays.
Tony just got fatter and is always complaining about how hard it is for him to go to the gym and keeps showing off his old photos of when he used to be able to lift, all while sitting at a bar drinking beer. Tony is a gym bluff, he likes to say he goes to the gym but never really does and is always at the bar.
by mistermaster652 April 14, 2014
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Gym Kardashian

A big-butted, strong woman who attends the gym in full makeup including fake lashes and heavy contouring.
Today at the gym I saw several Gym Kardashians working their glutes on the machines without smudging a stroke of mascara.
by HButt66 December 02, 2019
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gym gals

lily and alea like
“you seen those gym girls “
oh yes lily and alea are gym gals”
by lily the hard case July 04, 2021
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Gym weirdo

Someone you see every time you're at the gym doing weird shit.

1. Doing exercises that you don't know what the hell it's for or what it does for them.

2. Making strange and disruptive noises, dropping weights, loud grunting and slapping their feet running on the treadmill.
3. Wearing strange attire not fit for the gym. Hawaiian print shorts, MC Hammer style muscle pants (was ok for the 1980's). Dudes wearing tights( a la leggings). Wearing head to toe sweats with headband, hoodie and wrist bands.
Everytime I'm at the gym it never fails to see a gym weirdo doing strange shit.
by cpetkunas February 17, 2019
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Frosty gym

Is where you shit into a mould freeze it and use it as a dildo
Man kinky leela loves getting a frosty gym
by Big Kirby January 19, 2021
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