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Gym Weasel

A good looking, well presented male who attends the gym to primarily meet females with the intention of sleeping with them.
Check out that Gym Weasel over there greasing up all the hot chicks
by Johnny Weasel February 26, 2015
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Gym weirdo

Someone you see every time you're at the gym doing weird shit.

1. Doing exercises that you don't know what the hell it's for or what it does for them.

2. Making strange and disruptive noises, dropping weights, loud grunting and slapping their feet running on the treadmill.
3. Wearing strange attire not fit for the gym. Hawaiian print shorts, MC Hammer style muscle pants (was ok for the 1980's). Dudes wearing tights( a la leggings). Wearing head to toe sweats with headband, hoodie and wrist bands.
Everytime I'm at the gym it never fails to see a gym weirdo doing strange shit.
by cpetkunas February 17, 2019
mugGet the Gym weirdomug.

gym gals

you seen those gym girls
oh yes lily and alea are gym gals”
by lily the hard case July 4, 2021
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gym bluff

a newbie obese person who pretends to love the gym and always boasts on how thin he or she used to be and how hard it is to for them to go to the gym nowadays.
Tony just got fatter and is always complaining about how hard it is for him to go to the gym and keeps showing off his old photos of when he used to be able to lift, all while sitting at a bar drinking beer. Tony is a gym bluff, he likes to say he goes to the gym but never really does and is always at the bar.
by mistermaster652 April 14, 2014
mugGet the gym bluffmug.

Gym poser

People in the gym that think they're in great shape striking poses constantly in the mirror and or for selfie pictures. What's funny is when you try not to laugh when you witness them doing this.
Dammit, that gym poser messed up my set because he made me laugh with that posing.
by cpetkunas March 2, 2019
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Frosty gym

Is where you shit into a mould freeze it and use it as a dildo
Man kinky leela loves getting a frosty gym
by Big Kirby January 19, 2021
mugGet the Frosty gymmug.

Gym Floor

Definition: Flat and crusty, known as Jeays Matz
Some asshole: Have you seen Gym Floor today?

Another asshole: No i haven't yet..
by FBMS May 13, 2019
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