Guitar Hero Psychosis

The delusional belief that one can play the guitar, because "i got four star on hard lol" in the game "Guitar Hero".

"Fred's a mess, he thinks he can play a guitar that isn't tiny and plastic with five huge colored buttons. Me thinks he's got the Guitar Hero Psychosis"

by Ace Ofspade January 11, 2009

Air Guitar Hero

The act of playing an air plastic Guitar Hero guitar instead of playing a normal air guitar. Most commonly accompanies hearing a song that is featured in Guitar Hero on the radio, a CD player, or an mp3 player.

We were driving down the road when Iron Maiden's "Trooper" came on the radio. Immediately, and unconsciously, we all began to play air guitar hero.

by SH's de1337ed July 2, 2007

Guitarded

Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.

He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.

by Malcolm November 3, 2003

Guitar

A fantastic invention that can be used for both picking up chicks and pissing off neighbors. Generally involves 6-42 strings, 2-3 pickups, and lots of noise.

Bobby's neighbor called the police because his guitar amplifier was rattling windowpanes.

by wacko2 April 3, 2011

Guitar Flap

The process of a male shaking his exposed genitals from up and down, in which the penis begins to flap.

Jeff’s Mom: Jeffrey, stop waving your naked penis all over the place!
Jeff: it’s called the guitar flap you dumb bitch!

by Allahman20 August 23, 2021

Erectric Guitar

The act of masturbation where one slides his hand up and down his penis while moving his fingers in a fashion similar to playing an electric guitar.

“Yo, I’m so grossed out!!! I went to Sean’s room to see if he wanted to play some ball outside and I caught him playin’ the Erectric Guitar!!! He looked so embarrassed!! ”

by GeoNeo714 April 12, 2019

Electric Guitar

The ultimate form of coolness. The second one puts the guitar on and the guitar so low that it's hip height immedialty becomes the ultimate pussy magnet. One strum of the power chord and the pussies will be melted.

“Yo, have you seen that sick ass electric guitar."
“I know right. Might melt some serious pussy with that axe."

by BigBoiDaddy February 28, 2020