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grabbing ankle

to take a shit so awefl and painful forcing you to grab your ankles for
a: to better push out the shit
and
b: to help cope with the strain
dude, where did seymore go?

i think hes in the bathroom, he said he wasnt feeling well.

he's probably grabbing ankle
by pat bishop February 18, 2009
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snatch grabber

Similar to a bannana hammock. Can be refered to as a thong or other sort of womens underwear.
I was sporting my bannana hammock so my girlfriend thought it was ok to put on her snatch grabbers.
by crunchy cucumber 09 May 23, 2009
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grabasstic

One who is completely without worth. A person with no value whatsoever. Usually combined with other epithets on one's character.
"You are one unorganized, grabbasstic piece of amphibious shit!"

Loosely adapted from Full Metal Jacket
by ziptied April 2, 2003
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Guard Rail Grabber

A very powerful dump that is propelled out your anus at such great speeds it forces you to be ejected from the toilet causing you to grab the "safety" or "handicap rail" to prevent from shooting upwards at a significant speeds.
At work today Cindy dropped a huge guard rail grabber I heard her moan and sigh with relief as the safery rail prevented her from blasting through the ceiling and leaving the bathroom looking like a Resident Evil murder scene.
by NATTERDAYSOLDIERS December 11, 2010
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Baltimore Change Grabber

When fingering a female like your trying to get your change back from a vending machine.
You can easily get to a woman's g-spot using the Baltimore Change Grabber technique.
by Dynamus79 August 22, 2011
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fat grabbing

Walking up to a person and grabbing and pinching their fat around their stomache while pretending to give them a hug.
*after grabbing fat.

I just fat grabbed you hoe.
or
I'd like to go fat grabbing on that bitch.
by Shannbaby April 28, 2008
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Lemon grabbing

Someone who creeps on others or is considered a total spas
1 "what?! We lost the game?!??? Ahhhhh!!!"

"Quit lemon grabbing!!!"
2 *someone creeping on facebook*

"Your such a lemon grab!"
by Lmgangie December 7, 2012
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