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Jeff Gordon

A NASCAR driver hated by its core fan base for being articulate, good-looking, talented, tolerant of minorities, better than Dale Earnhardt. Jr (see Redneck Jesus), and the man most often used to market NASCAR outside of the Confederacy.
"I hate Jeff Gordon. Whoo Junior!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by JohnJF February 17, 2008
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jeff gordon

The 2005 Daytona 500 winner and 4 time champion. He won 70 races, 3 Daytona 500's, and 4 Brickyard 400's. He has a lifetime contract with Hendrick Motorsports, meaning he's the best active driver out there today. People don't like him because his car has more value than their trailer home.
The best 3 alltime NASCAR Drivers are Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt, and Jeff Gordon
by Joe C March 29, 2005
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Gordon Moakes

LOVE!
Bassist of Bloc Party...He's beautiful.
"He hugged me for jumping on me at the NME Awards Tour! Yay!"
by Camille February 21, 2005
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Jeff Gordons

Rims that approx 24 inches in diameter.
Whilst looking at my new whip, T-bone complimented me on my jeff gordons.
by Fernando Valenzuela November 17, 2011
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trash gordon

A person who is super flashy, tries to get all the attention, who doesn't even know they are looking max level foolish! This person will try to one up you in every story.. Cape wearing... hoe saving type..
Bro. Look at this Trash Gordon azz dude trying to get at yo girl! Brought her flowers, candy and a card to her job in front of you.. He looks ridiculous..fr
by Oriel Dreamwalker May 8, 2020
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G. Gordon

Watergate era (and beyond) intellectual expression to describe getting beyond lit.
This work thing sucks bro…. let’s roll some swishers, head to the club and go full G. Gordon until Monday
by Bonk Monkey December 27, 2019
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rudolph gordon

full of fucking retards that shit in the urinal and steal soap
have you seen those fucking idiots? i bet they go to rudolph gordon
by cscoop… October 14, 2021
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