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Gummy Gobbler

A lady who loves to fellate, but is so old she has lost her teeth, and so only has gums.
"She was old enough to be my gran, but I just closed my eyes, and I couldn't tell she was a gummy gobbler.
by ezydriver March 8, 2008
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Penis Gobble

V. Quickly eating, nibbling, or devouring in a limited amount of time on ones penis. Not a desired sexual transaction, unless that is, he or she that is performing the gobbling is dressed as an ass goblin.
"I'm going to penis gobble like it's Thanksgiving"
"While I gobble on your penis, I'll be dressed like an ass goblin"
"Hey bro, kevin gobbled my penis last night"
by PenisGobbler8=====DO: August 14, 2009
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Glizzy Gobler

The glizzy gobler is an ancient beast that gobles up all the glizzys. He is big and loves to guzzle giant glizzys. Justin Beiber is the #1 glizzy gobler.
Hey Justin, what you doin?

Nothing just “chokes on glizzy.”

Justin you are definitely the #1 Glizzy Gobler
by Glizzy dog November 3, 2020
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knob gobble

My bitch gave me a knob gobble.
by umox December 1, 2003
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gobbledegook

Babbling incoherently, making no sense, Being completely random

The act of making up words.
1:Pie 1: Gooble-goo, Looby-loo, Nunga-runga-lunga-shooby
shoooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Pie 2: dude, you are talking complete gobbledegook!
Pie 1: laa-puroke-la-rainybowwww...
2:Pie 1: SCHIZENHAUMER. Doggle Juate mie.*
Pie 2: Huh? oh, I see. Gobbledegook.
*Oh no! My dog just ate my pie.
by Daniffer October 24, 2005
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Gobbler

1. Someone who eats a lot and/or quickly.

2. Slang for a turkey (bird) because of the sound they make.
Bandit is such a gobbler, his food is gone almost instantly!

In Muskegon we have many gobblers (turkeys) roaming around looking for food. Yum, Thanksgiving!
by Kahdlibber October 24, 2017
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Gobbler

A term used for a student at Lancaster university when visiting York for the Roses tournament. The student then gets a bit excited and proceeds to provide oral services.

1) Communal Area is a must.
2) Party Rock Anthem should be played for maximum effect.
3) "EVERYDAY I'M GOBBLING" is the catchphrase for said student.
Boy: OMG IS THAT GIRL GIVING HIM A BLOWJOB?
Girl: *Comes up for air* "EVERYDAY I'M GOBBLING" *to the tune of party rock anthem*
Boy: Legend.
Boy 2: What a gobbler!!
Girl: *Continues to the task at hand (and mouth)*
by DrT09 October 14, 2011
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