Wagga goggles

when spending two weeks or more at wagga wagga, girls go from a 2/10 to a 8/10

Male #1: Bro these chicks are hot!

Male #2: no bro they not, you got wagga goggles.

by Triz0r14 July 12, 2014

Ugly Goggles

One who wears ugly goggles has bad taste in girls. They think the ugly ones look good.

Devonte: Yo dat girl is bangin
Luke: Homie you got yo ugly goggles on cuz dat gurl looks like magilla gorila ma nigg.

by Taheed December 30, 2008

tour goggles

When you get the hots for your fellow drum corps members; you suddenly find your fellow members attractive due to being surrounded by them all summer.

Dan: “Hi Megan!”
Megan: “Hey Buddy!”
......
Dan: “Is it just me or is Megan like really hot and thicc?!!”
Ben: “Nah man. Your just a thirsty boi. You probably have (tour goggles) for her.”

by SPLUTAFHN6WDS December 9, 2018

pussy goggles

A mans' absense of all logic and reason due to the fact that he wants a womens pussy.

My brother can't see the fact his girlfriend is a lying, cheating bitch because he is wearing pussy goggles.

by Da Kang February 18, 2009

bush goggles

Exaggerated (and often inappropriate) attraction to an ugly person of the opposite sex caused by isolation--such as a work term in a mining camp, oil rig, or logging.

Similar to beer goggles.

"Man, check out the knockers on that one!"
"Dude, take off the bush goggles. What a swamp donkey!"

by Mach10 July 18, 2006

alaskan goggles

The art of placing your testicles in ice water for 5 minutes, then placing them on ones eye sockets while sleeping or unconscious. Can also be dipped in ice cream for a tastier treat.

Michael loves the Alaskan Goggles

by boobie1022 November 30, 2013

clout goggles

iconic oval shaped glasses that were worn by Kurt Cobain in the 90s and are now worn by mumble rappers and meme gods.

ayeee do you know where i can buy some checkered clout goggles?

by SkrrtSkrrt666 July 16, 2019