Ok, so, there's this guy who is a big sweetheart and cracks me up. I used to think the world of him. Later, I found out he's just as confused as the rest of us. But, I still think the world of him.
I'm actually the goober, because I still think the world of him. A goober: A girl who can't change her mind about somebody, just because he's changed his mind about the world.
by Shellers December 14, 2005
Any recipient of government (goobermint) money, either through 'employment' (goobermint workers) or welfare (goobermint benefits recipients). Goobers make their livings with a gun to our heads. They like to intermingle with peaceful people whom they victimize (freepers), but they are not their friends.
by ima freeper September 18, 2011
A goober is not generally a funny person. It (can not be referred to by sex as they are asexual) love video game t-shirts and typically can not hold a normal conversation with a NON-goober. They also think Linux is the only operating system worth using and love telling you that in way too many words. Usually engineer/physics/computer science (or in goober speak comp sci)/math major - for college level goobers. For "professional" goobers they like to carry pocket protectors and go to comic book conventions.
Note: Usually do not shower more than once a week due to extensive playing of WoW maps on Starcraft 2.
Note: Usually do not shower more than once a week due to extensive playing of WoW maps on Starcraft 2.
by look at that f*ckin goober.com August 31, 2010
Its a word that Ron created. Made, and uses.
It's also a word that is trying to be stolen by, Seana H. But its not aloud.
It's also a word that is trying to be stolen by, Seana H. But its not aloud.
by Ron May 29, 2004
Goober:noun
A straight up pimp who does nothing but mac on "hott babes" all day. This playa hits the clubs and bangs the babes, hes what Wilson was talking about
A straight up pimp who does nothing but mac on "hott babes" all day. This playa hits the clubs and bangs the babes, hes what Wilson was talking about
by shawntheCanadianfromCanada August 12, 2005
An overly enthusiastic tow truck driving redneck ignoramus covered in grease that stinks of way to much tobacco, marijuana, coffee, baby powder and High Karate colon
my boss got wired on his coffee and took apart the bosses brand new Chevy pickup to find out how it works,he is such a GOOBER.
by Robinrobby August 16, 2007