Glorpimedious

That feeling you get where absolutely everything is awful, but you've been doing good enough that you're just using that momentum to push through.

"Dude, I just got everything in my life down packed, and now everything's starting to go awful. Feelin' pretty glorpimedious right now, we ball"

by Beeg_Gart April 16, 2024

Glorp

A car or other motor vehicle operated by someone drinking alcohol while also containing other alcoholic beverages.

Hayden: We gotta head back to the hotel
Carl: Everyone file into Rudy’s glorp.

by Fusionwarrior53 June 10, 2024

glorpmaxxing

Glorp prolg GLORP

I was at the TikTok Rizz party and I was glorpmaxxing

by Glorp69 June 12, 2024

glorping

"glorping" is a word from the martian language which means "jerking off"

hey dude are you glorping rn?

by PolishKitKat June 22, 2024

Glorpnorp

Getting a large probe shoved up your anal cavity while getting a blow job or getting ate out, as if you’re getting probed by an alien.

My girlfriend gave me a glorpnorp last weekend.

by Bigderp September 10, 2024

glorpulus

The opposite of a floob.

"I heard James isnt even a floob. They say hes a glorpulus in disguise.."

by cupterrius September 21, 2024

Glorping

The act of smoking weed with someone before Christmas dinner, followed by oral sex in the woods.

Kye Pelchat: Dude i totally went glorping with my cousin this christmas.
School Counselour: dude i didnt need to hear that

by Cockle In Sheets December 17, 2024