National give your boyfriend your scrunchie day

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It is national give your boyfriend your scrunchie day

by It’s real dictionary September 19, 2019

I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.

Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

by zackgee July 12, 2016

I Don't Give a Fuck

Whenever you say that you don't give a fuck..you must not give a fuck FULLY. You dont give half a fuck, a quarter fuck..You don't give a mother or a brother fuck..YOU DO NOT GIVE ANY AMOUNT OF FUCK. You have to be stingy with your fucks..protect them..Like drops of water in a drought, such are your fucks..and you do not give them..EVER

Person: Help! I am dangling off a cliff..I am about to fall to my death! I need a fuck to save me!!
Me: Sorry..I don't give a fuck..
Person: But I will die! I just need ONE LITTLE FUCK!!
Me: Hold on let me just looook....Nope sorry..I have no fucks to give..

by SpecklemyFreckle January 2, 2017

give me your cock

A phrase someone says when they want a person's cock.

Jim: How are you doing today, Dave?
Dave: give me your cock, Jim.

by 23dogeman23 May 22, 2020

it’s giving cher

To mean that the closet is made of glass and all the gays™️ can see right through the facade.

“Did you see Brian’s story?”
“Oh my god I know! It’s giving cher…”
“Right? I know we aren’t supposed to speculate but all the signs are there.”

by CucciMama September 27, 2021

i dont give a fuck

This phrase is one of a kind. It has utmost emphasis and is a prime example of when someone does not care. The phrase is not to be used in a public environment unless you truly "Don't give a fuck". This slang sentence is used primarily when under criticism, because when you don't care what somebody else says, whip out an "I don't give a fuck!" and they'll shut their fucking mouths ;)

i dont give a fuck

by Christopher Campbell December 26, 2008

Give it a shot

make an attempt or effort to do something

I know the exam is really hard, but if I don't try, I'll never know if I have what it takes to pass it, so I've decided to give it a shot.

by jmsilv August 8, 2006