George Weasley

An absolute leg-opener. The HOTTEST ginger alive. He is the sexiest mfer alive. The only man hot enough that can be called daddy while he calls you mommy. If you want to lose your menstrual cycle for 6-9 months, this man will get the job done.

Person: Mmmm, George Weasley is seriously the best guy I've ever had in bed.
Friend: He's fictional
Person: Shut up

by anonymouslydevoted April 29, 2021

George W. Bush

Controversial President of the United States of America. Succeeded Bill Clinton and defeated Al Gore in the 2000 election. He is known for his strong religious convictions, initiating the "War On Terror", creating the PATRIOT Act, unusual speaking manner (Called "Bushisms" by some) and foreign policy choices which a large number of people disagree with. Unfortunately his actions have given Westerners, Americans and Christians a bad name. And some, such as Michael Moore, have gone as far as to say this his 2000 election victory was rigged.
Also known for his close, much ridiculed, relationship with former Prime Minister Tony Blair.

I find George W. Bush's decision to invade Iraq repugnant.

As an Atheist I find George W. Bush's overt Christianity disturbing.

I voted for George W. Bush

by Tyburn January 2, 2008

Tell me about the rabbits, George

A popular quote from John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men (said by Lennie to George), sometimes used when dreaming of something (often along with someone else) that you know will never happen. Usually used in a sad, almost-reminiscent way.

Friend: It'll be okay... You'll get better soon...
Terminally Ill Patient: Tell me about the rabbits, George...
Friend: ... Once you get better, you'll go back to school with all of us again...and you'll pass with the highest grades like always...and then we'll be roommates for college...and everything will all be okay...

by -Kay April 7, 2011

George W. Bush

A muggle man who is ex-president of the United States of America who is inevitably working for Lord Voldemort

George W. Bush: Lord... what shall I do next?
Voldemort: bring down the economy so i can ruin your country. get into unnecessary wars. do other random crap.
GWB: yes sir. semper fidelis. always faithful to only you Lord.

by DixieLeeLove March 12, 2010

George W. Bush

Arguably the worst president that America has ever seen.

Proof that if you believe in yourself you can do anything... wtf did I just say? Correction: Proof that if you are rich and have friends in high places you can do anything

"Come the millennium, month 12
In the home of greatest power,
The village idiot will come forth
To be acclaimed the leader."

-Nostradamus, 1555

I guess Nostradamus knew George W. Bush was coming.

by snipertarget March 6, 2008

George W. Bush

A criminally-insane political prostitute and bank robber.

George W. Bush looted the treasury like a criminally insane communist on methamphetamine.

by frick12 February 24, 2010

George W. Bush

A leader who is so insecure about his own shit for brains level of intelligence that he appoints the most mediocre people in the world to positions of immense responsibility, which is one of the many reasons why this country is so fucked up right now, because it's staffed by these idiots so that W can walk into any given place and think to himself "I'm the smartest person here".

All you need to do is look at George W. Bush appointees like Alberto Gonzales, Harriet Myers, Mike Brown, Monica Goodling, and John Bolton to understand what I'm talking about.

by Joel B. Hatton August 12, 2007