goud

Totally hammered. Not in control of ones self due to consumption of intoxicants, usually alcohol, but not directly associated with alcohol. Could be due to other drug intoxication which leads to good times, bad times, nausea, vomiting, random black eyes for some...maybe worse.

That guy was so goud, he couldn't even order his fries.
He's more than shit faced, he's goud.
She's so goud.She couldn't wait to pee, she pissed her self.
That girl can't drive she's too goud.

by Burrocks February 10, 2010

Geodude

A rock hard penis, that which is so rigid that children can attach a swing to it.

So this one time I was in the frozen food section and I totally got a Geodude because your grandma was there.

by Dat Ash January 21, 2013

Gouda

The definition of gouda. Chalupa, skrillah, skraps, paper, yayper. Gouda means cheese and cheese means yayper you square ass square butts. - E-40

got 10 racks in a rubberband got 3 or 4 more in my other hand it sound like "5,10,15 GOUDA 25,35,45 CHALUPA"

basically its MONEY

by Alexxx April 27, 2006

geordie

A different spelling of Jordy. Possibly the best way to spell the name, but definantly not as cool as the REAL Geordies. I'm sure as hell moving there.

Teach: Do you go by Jordan?
Me: Nope. Jordy.
Teach: How do you spell that?
Me: J-O-R-D-Y.
Teach: (slam pencil!!) How do you really spell it??
Me: (confused) Um.. G-E-O-R-D-I-E?
Teach: That's better...

by Jord---- Mike March 14, 2005

geoods

multiple items that are geooda, geood, or good.
a slang expression for beer or alcohol.
opposite of baids.

"I've got the geoods."

"Dude, what the hell, I had a fridgeful of geoods last night, but that dick hole drank em all."

by Kev and Andy January 9, 2006

groudie

something disgusting but not so mush that it deserves an outright yuck.

the idea of being able to tie boobs around your waist is groudie.

by oddnewwordgirl25 February 8, 2010

Geordi La Forging

When you wear your headphones with the headband over your eyes, making you look like the Star Trek character Geordi La Forge.

My headphones fell over my eyes, so I wound up Geordi La Forging.

by BobOmbWill September 26, 2014