Gentleman's Shuffle

A situation where two people are walking at each other, and keep moving out of the way in the same direction, leaving both parties unable to continue walking.

"I was stuck in a Gentleman's Shuffle for almost a full minute today, it was ridiculous!"

by DPDough November 18, 2011

gentleman's towel

The towel, shirt or cloth like substance you give a woman after intercourse to wipe up excess bodily fluids.

Would you like a gentleman's towel before anything gets on your sheets?

by C&H Love Factory December 23, 2013

gentleman of the road

Homeless man. Often seen wearing several coats, drinking, defecating in street.

See also.
Tramp, vagrant, vagabond.

Can of spesh? What do you think I am, a gentleman of the road?

by thepreacher August 11, 2003

Gentleman's Latte

Placing your erection between the wet kissing lips of two attractive women and moving back & forth until climax... then frothing into their mouths while they continue kissing each other.

These two hot sisters totally gave me a gentleman's latte on my boat yesterday... while their dad watched!

by nick.spezio January 22, 2010

gentleman's handshake

To insert one's middle, ring and index finger into a vagina and with your thumb against her clitoris and your little finger on her perinium (better known as the taint). You rotates your wrist to stimulate the clit/perinium and move inside her.

I gave my girlfriend a gentleman's handshake last night.

by Ajedrez April 26, 2007

Gentleman's Nap

Masturbation without proper clean-up afterward. A Gentleman's Nap is when a man masturbates, cums, then uses the underwear he is wearing to soak up the mess left on his stomach before falling asleep.

When one is too tired to get up and find a tissue after whacking off.

Kim: "Why are your boxers so crusty?"
Josh: "I took a gentleman's nap"
Kim: Gross!

David was so tired after his long day at work that he immediately went home and took a gentleman's nap.

by wordsmith444 February 6, 2012

gentleman's relish

Noun: Spunk, jism, come baby gravy. There is actually a brand of anchovy paste in Britain called The Gentleman's Relish - Patum Peperium. Coincidentally, it's rather salty.

Do you like the taste of Gentleman's Relish, babe?
Don't know, never tried it.
Open wide. What's your name by the way?

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005